Jase suffered from split-personality disorder from a young age. After a failed stint as a lead guitar player in a metal band, and a slightly more successful stint in a rap rock group, Jase decided to trade in the electric in favor of the acoustic. It's like he always says, "Why be good at an instrument when you can pay someone else to do it?"

After arriving at the local orphanage under mysterious circumstances, little Ron accidentally wandered off into the woods where he was bitten by a werewolf. The experience was so traumatic, the only way he could process his grief was to write a ballet.

Not much is known about Nick, save for the fact he may have been created in a lab. After carrying less talented musicians in his metal bands for years, Nick finally decided that the stress of being the primary songwriter probably outweighed the stress of being the bass player.

Disappointment is a word often saved for those who truly let us down. Such is the case for Chris, who gave up the idea of a college education when he discovered death metal. After three bands of varying success and 13 side projects that never got off the ground, Chris found his home as the Jase Holtom behind Jase Holtom.